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Well its Sunday morning and I am excited about church. We had an ice storm yesterday and then a little snow on top of that last night so we will have a smaller crowd than we normally have. I also got a call from one of my deacons who (has 7 kids) is in Texas for CHRISTmas and he said he would not be back until Monday. Then another deacon's son called and said his mom, (piano player) and dad were both sick. So if I count the two families in there 80's that won't be there either and Mrs. Candy...

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Wow that is a scary thought right there. This time next year I will be in college. The first day of school we had a meeting about our Senior trip. There is three of us in the class and one Junior that may be going. Since she is the only Junior they told she could go cause she won't get a senior trip of her own. They will take a high school trip next year. We have to raise $10,500 we are going to Florida and going to universal studios. (great an amusement park, not much excitement for me since I work...

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TERRORIST CELL GROUPS DISCOVERED IN THE CHURCH

By Rev. Dennis Smart, alias Bin Readin
Edited by Carlton Earp, alias Bin Thinkin

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in Baptist churches. (Maybe other churches also?)

Church security identifies these as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as...

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We started school early this year. No reason not to start. I have all of my books and my kids start getting bored about this time every summer. We are just easing in to the year, of course. We are going through Proverbs for Bible using Wellsprings of Life by Donald Orthner. It's basically Proverbs put into subject categories. The kids seem to be enjoying it. I am too, but don't tell them ...

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Going soulwinning at least 2 times a week (Church currently goes once a week and I want to go twice ). Please pray for the people of Franklin County Missouri. Please pray that God would open doors for us, that God would go before us and prepare hearts and more importantly that many people will be saved for Christ's sake alone.

1st night we saw 4 souls saved.
2nd night the very next week none. Please...

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